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Ah, meow, I've been up to a lot lately. I don't even know where to begin. The Krissy is cooler than I thought she was because lately she's been giving me cuddles and wet food. The food she gives me is especially wet. It's like soup but it's so good. I don't know why but I think they've been sneeking water into my wet food for reasons unknown, but it makes it so I'm not so thirsty and then I have to pee more than usual. Just in case anyone was concerned, my weewee's doin' fine. ^_~
Speaking of special treats, the other cats and me almost caught a big green monster the other night. I don't even know what it was! We were going to eat it, but the Plato snatched it from us and let it go outside beyond the big white barrier. Here is a picture:
( behold the big green monster!! )
That picture makes it look smaller than it really was. It was bigger than my paw!!
It was super awesome, but perhaps not as cool as the weird scary monster that we found lurking under the fridge. It was almost as big as my paw too and it was black and it's underbelly was some kind of pale orange color. I heard the Krissy scream in terror and say it was a "scorping" (whatever that is) but then the Plato frantically ran to her rescue and stole it away from me (Bastard!) and calmly reassured her that it was a "Portato Bug" or what he called a "Child of the Earth". Whatever. It was pretty weird and scary, but I wanted to find out what it tasted like. :(
There was also something weird that happened yesterday. The big human man with the white fur on his face - the one who lives out on the wide open ranch place where my brother Tom (almost as handsome as me) lives with crazy old Naria and my old girlfriend Eriya...He came by, just burst into our home unexpectly and forced the Plato to hold us down while he poked us with needles!! Roswell was the only one who escaped the torture, but he came by later that day to finish the job. I heard the humans say something about "Vack Sings" but I don't know what the heck those are. I tried to bite the white furred human but the Plato wouldn't let me. Meany poop head!! Grrr... But I have to forgive the Plato because he's the Plato! My favoritest human of all time.I like to cuddle up to him and let him pet me while I purr. When I purr really loud, though, it calls to Nimbus and she comes running. She loves my purr and almost always comes along to snuggle me when I'm really really happy. She's such a funny cat.
Lately though all the cats have been kind of getting in my face. When I just get sick of them and don't want them around anymore I just pretend like I'm possessed and yowl at them as I bite and/or claw them just suddenly out of the blue. It usually works, but sometimes it gets them on the defensive. My "possessed" meow started out as an attempt to make it sound like the other cats were attacking me while I attacked them. It was a good way to keep the humans on my side, but then they caught me doing it! ...So I just go with it and pretend that I'm possessed. =3
What's wrong with the humans?? It's 12:11 now!! We're suppose to be fed every day at noon. What's the friggin' hold up?!
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Sunday, January 18th, 2004
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Yesterday, I saw this tasty looking bug. The Plato had just come home, and the bug came in with him. I knew I had to protect my humans from it, cause they freak out when they see bugs. I protect them a lot, it's a tough job but someone has to do it. Also, I like bugs. I thought this bug would be like all the rest.
But it was horrible! Horrible!!!
The Krissy saw me as I got it into my mouth, and asked me what I was eating. I was too busy thinking about the awful pain in my mouth to respond in any way. That bug attacked me! In my mouth! So the Krissy looked at the ground by me and didn't see anything, and left me alone. I would've complained and gotten help from my humans, but I don't like to be a burden, you know. So I suffered in silence for a couple hours, til it came time to beg for foods. I sat in front of my humans and the Krissy looked at me funny and told me to sit by her. Then, she saw my mouth. I nobly sat still as she looked at my hugely swollen face, and then had the Plato look at it. They were pretty scared. But I am a very tough cat, and didn't worry. That is until they held me down and started sticking their fingers in my mouth. No cat can blame me for my behavior then. After hours of prodding me and scraping my gums, the Plato made the sting hurt really badly, and then the pain felt a little better. I saw the thing they pulled out of my mouth, it was scary! A long thin needley thing with a black and white thing on one end. I can't believe it was stuck in me!
I've been pretty dazed ever since. And grouchy, super grouchy. I do not want ANY CATS NEAR ME! STUPID CATS! I've been hissing and growling at them since I got that thing out of my mouth, and they've decided to leave me alone. But I can't help be grouchy, my face is still swollen! It's going down so slowly.
Why am I such an unlucky cat? This doesn't happen to the others. They've never had to stay at that place with the cages where they poked my wee wee, for DAYS like I did. They don't have to go on a diet, or eat special food. All the bad stuff happens to me!
The only good thing about the horrible bug is that for dinner last night I got a huge dish of wet food. Yay!!
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Wednesday, December 3rd, 2003
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My people made up a new song for me. I really don't like it. I think my people are mean!
(to the tune of "Raspberry Beret" by Prince)
He is a red, spherical cat,
the kind you find eating second-hand food.
He is a red, spherical cat,
and if he weighed more, he'd be too fat to move.
He is a red, spherical cat, I think I lo-o-ove him.
Okay, so they say that they love me at the end, but they are still mean! I am not spherical! I am a total stud! And even though I am a red tabby, I am obviously orange. Stupid humans.
I think I look really great. When I flirt with my people and show them my belly, they always ooh and ahhh over me. Nimbus still thinks I am a hottie. There's no need for this diet I am on, but I will go along with it because it is the best diet ever!!!! I get tons of wet food and a little dry food. I am in heaven!
The other day, the people came home and were all excited about something. They said they had a present for me, but it was just this thing that looked like my collar. They put it around me, called me fat, and I haven't seen it since. I don't understand why they were so excited. They were talking about how the collar would make it so I could go outside. I am still waiting for that to happen. The humans could've been lying though, cause we all know they do that alllll the time. What was that thing? I am so curious.
Oh, by the way, we finally got released from the bed and water rooms! WE ARE FREE! Today I stood in the doorway looking outside, and I felt happier than I have in so very long.
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Sunday, November 23rd, 2003
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Sorry I haven't written in so long! It's not my fault though! I've been locked in the bed room and the water room for so long! Years! Will it ever end? Will I ever step foot in the outdoors again? It's a sad life when there's no chance of sneaking out the door like a stealth ninja cat when my people open the front door. There's no computer in here, but Jack gets computer time out in the rest of the house every now and then. I gave him part of my share of the food to have him type this up for me.
I want everyone to see the nice family photos my family and I posed for the other day. We lined up in a pretty, furry line and waited for the Krissy to notice how cute we were and finally take a picture. She only got one good picture of us like that, and Jack got annoyed and walked off. Then she put him back up by us, and we all looked at the camera and smiled. Except for Rossy, he got distracted by a big noise.
That's (from the left) Jack, Nimbus, Vladimir, Roswell, and the lovely me, Morgan.
The darn bright light the camera sometimes has makes pictures of us cats turn out pretty funny. We all look so squinty.
You may notice that my family only has five cats in these pictures. Well, Myshy mysteriously disappeared; we think he went off to study human speech in the cat army. He was pretty darn good at communicating with them. He couldn't quite manipulate their minds the way I can (special paw gestures and a penetrating stare- works for food purposes very well) but he actually managed to talk to them in a cat-to-human language. The humans still use his word for 'food' at mealtime, a distinct 'meowt-meowt', accent on the second 'meowt'. They're pretty smart humans.
Also, Angel is still living with us, and has stopped tormenting us with her threats and hissing, but lives mostly in a mountain cave high above the bed room. She is trying to become a monk through solitude. She comes down a couple times a day, though, to pray at the window. She has to be close to nature, she says. That cat has great self control. She's the only one of us who gets her OWN dish of food FULL AT ALL TIMES! I don't know how she does it and stays in such good shape. I would be twice the size I am now (a nice thirteen or so pounds) if I had a food dish like that.
Here is Angel, back when we were allowed to curl up on the couch in the other part of the house. The good old days :(
She's a pretty good looking cat. I wouldn't mind getting to know her better, but she can get scary when you get too close to her. Her orange spots sure are lovely. I admire them from afar.
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Wednesday, September 3rd, 2003
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I snuck back into the Cave of Wonders today. Every now and them my humans leave the big wooden door open and there is only a screen that seperates us from the outside world of brightness and sunshine (or sometimes darkness and mystery). The other cats like to climb the screen and see how high they can get, but I've never been too good at that kind of climbing. It could have something to do with my "bigness", but uh... Anyway, I used to live outside so I know some of its wonders. There's one place I like to go in particular more than any other. Sometimes, when it's only the screen, I am able to push it open with my nose. Even if it's latched, if I push hard enough I can somehow manage to pry it open. If it's too hard sometimes I will convince the Jack to help me. He's a good climber so he can climb up to the door handle and knock it open with his paws. Usually I don't need to employ his help though. The humans have found a way to keep it latched closed anyway, but sometimes, just sometimes (usually when a human has already gone outside) I can push it open with my nose and run outside. Once I get the door open I have to act fast or the humans will catch me and force me to stay inside all day ...and all night (poohead meany bottoms).
So, I run as fast as I can to the Cave of Wonders! The Cave of Wonders is this place on the side of the house that is like a little black doorway. It's plenty big enough for me to get through (even with my plentiful size), but it's not even big enough for a human to reach their arm into. I think they're afraid of it because it is a place that cats love. There are little tiny insects (mostly ants) that crawl all over the ground and the ground is muddy and crumbly. It smells wonderful. Past the narrow entrance to the Cave of Wonders there is a big wide open area to play in. It has a high cealing that is just my size. I can lay around in the cool dirt and eat bugs to my heart's content. It's also a holy place, sort of like a shrine. You see, when I was little my family used to hide there. When my Mom died my brothers and sisters used to hang out there. It was our home. We also lived in the Van, but the Van gets too hot and there's no dirt to roll around in. Without our Mom we didn't know how to take care of ourselves because we were too little. We slowly starved. The bug meat kept us alive but just barely. Eventually there came a time when I knew we needed help. I tried to get the others to come with me, but only my brother (who the humans have named Tom) would come with me. The Human I live with now rescued me. His name is the Plato. ...but some of my brothers and sisters weren't so lucky. One of them died in The Van, but most of them died in the Cave of Wonders. It's their tomb now and I like to go there to remember them. It's a place only for cats. Humans can't fit down there. It's so awesome. I wish I could live down there forever, but I would miss being petted and fed by my Humans. The other cats...well, I might miss them too, but I'm not so sure. They're kind of a pain. Well, okay. I might miss Nimbus. Maybe Jack too. Yeah, and Myshy's all right I guess. That Vlad though, yeah, he's fun to beat up when he steps out of line. Angel? I'm not so sure... she's really hissy.
So, I was down there in the Cave of Wonders and I had no intention to leave, but the Plato TRICKED ME!!! He set out a can of yummy wet food, and when I was tempted enough to go there and start licking it, he grabbed me by the neck and took me inside!!! He didn't even give me the Wet Food! How mean is that?! He gave me some dry food (oh yeah, as if that's suppose to make up for it!) So, I'm a bit miffed. So, yeah, I guess I might as well relax for now. Humans, watch out. Next time your back is turned and I get the chance, I'm headin' back to the Cave of Wonders!! ...Mmmm... dirt.
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Saturday, August 30th, 2003
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Okay, I am so confused. Ack! Angel just hissed at me. Crazy feline. So that's not what I'm confused about. Lately the humans have been keeping us locked out in the front room while they sleep and do whatever in the back two rooms. I swear they brought in another new cat. This one is tiny and gray and I think there's something wrong with its eye. I haven't seen it. The Vlad told me.
Vlad is the kitten boy I refered to in my last post. He's crazy! He takes on all of us bigger cats and he's tough too. He beats us all down. I swear he's trying to become king of the house or something. Poor Nimbus has gotten the worst of it. He's already her size and he just picks on her and picks on her. She's got little bruises and missing tufts of hair all over her body.
Oh and the humans took me to the Aliums again not too long ago. It was crazy scary! They put stuff in my eye and sent me home. My eyes were really sore back then, but now, for some reason they're all better and doing fine. I just hope the humans don't try to drag me back there again any time soon. ...hey! When are the humans gonna give me some luvin' and some extra food? I ate all of my food and half of Vlad's, but it STILL wasn't enough! I need MORE!!
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I don't know what is going on with my house. There's another new cat! This one is tiny though, and not insane and bitchy like the other new cat, Angel. "Angel"?? Whatever. That cat is more of a demon than an angel. She is mean! She smacks me all the time. Sure, she's gotten a little less insane lately, but you never know when she is going to freak out on you and whap you on the head with her claws. I avoid her, and she avoids me, so it's been okay lately, I guess. I just want my house to be peaceful. But life has been disrupted again, with this new cat. Everybody but Myshkin and I have gone wacko. Nimbus especially. She won't let any cats near her at all, not even me, or her own brothers. If we go near her, she hisses and gets an evil look on her face. It really annoys me, I think she's being stupid.
I think this new tiny cat might be cool, though. He hasn't hissed at me, he hasn't stolen any of my sleeping spots (Angel took my window spot. I can't believe her!), and he pretty much just lies around sleeping. I hope Nimbus, Jack, and "Angelique" (as the demon spawn likes to be called) calm down soon. Then I can lounge peacefully.
Although, it is pretty hot here. Sometimes I just can't take it, and start to feel sick. Wet food really makes me feel better then, but the humans rarely remember to give it to me. Today I am going to demand it though. It is way too hot, and the cold wind noise maker won't turn on!
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Meow!! MEOW!!! MEOW!!! MEOW!!!!!MEEEEEOOOOWW!!! I WANNA GO OUTSIDE AND DO STUFF!! WHY WON"T YOU LET ME GO OUTSIDE?!!! MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! I AM GOING TO KEEP BUGGING MY HUMANS UNTIL THEY LET ME WANDER OUTSIDE WHENVER I WANT TO. MEOW!!! MEOW!!! MEEEEEOWWWW!!!!
Earliers Anghel scratched open the window and we got outside. Angel is the weird new cat who came into our house. She's been here for a week now, and we still don't know what to think of her. I thought she was cool and I just go and lay beside her, but she freaks out and would hiss at me every time I would do that. She's a very strange cat!! I don't know what to think of her. She is good at escaping though, so I like that. =3
Anyways, after my cat nap I've got to go back to bugging my humans. Gotta get outside again. MEOW!!! MEOW MEEEEEEOWW!!! I"M GONNA BE OBNOXIOUS AND MEOW AT YOU YOU STUPID LAZY HUMANS WHO WON"T LET ME OUTSIDE AND ARE MEAN ANd STUFF SO TAKE THAT!!! MEOW MEOW MEOWMOEWOMOWMEOW MEOW MEOW MOEW MOEW MOWEMWEOEIMMOEMOWFKOSDJKLASJKLDJOIHDM)OEOWOMOOWOOWMWOWOMWMWOEMOWEMMOWMEOEMOWEMOWEMOEWOWMOWEMOWEM (they probably think I'm crazy. ;) i'll show them.)
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Awww man, I found a new favorite thing. My human Krissy has these sandals that are soft yet kinda scratchy, which makes them cool. But! They're much more wonderful now that they smell overwhelmingly of FEET! We all know how delicious feet smell. And this is the best foot smell I've ever smelt! They're sitting by my food dish, so, whenever I check to see if a food bitch put some food in there while I wasn't looking, I smell the sandals and rub myself all over them. It smells good and feels great! I also love to rub them all over my face and bite them. They taste sooo yummy! But the Krissy yelled at me whenever she saw me biting the sandals. Maybe I should carry them off someplace secret, like my closet, and eat them up. Oh no, I'd have to only eat one and save the other for rubbing the smell all over me. Sounds like a plan!
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Thursday, June 12th, 2003
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I found a place that will generate poetry from my journal. I didn't know I was so poetic. ^_^
The Poetry Generator Place
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I always wondered why ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) polycat got a food bitch, and I didn't. But now I do have a food bitch! At certain times of the day, one of my humans turns into a food bitch. All I have to do is follow them around and purr, and they set bowl after bowl of food in front of me. No matter where we are! It's magical! I need to figure out the pattern though. There may be a way I could keep one of my humans turned into a food bitch at all times. Wouldn't that be great? I'd have one human to pet me and sleep in the bed with me, and another human to feed me whenever I wanted. I think when my humans turn into a food bitch they get magical powers, because they can set down a bowl of food in front of me, and then when I follow them into another room, another bowl magically appears, but that's not all. The other bowls of food disappear. I go back to them once I'm done, but they just have disappeared. That's why I try to make sure the food bitch of the day puts down as many food bowls as possible. I'll eat a few bites of one bowl, then chase after the food bitch, then they give me another bowl, and I do it over again. I figure the food bitch has to forget at least one of those bowls someday. I also like having a food bitch because they protect my food. If any of the other cats try to eat my food they get pushed away and yelled at. It is AWESOME. I love seeing those bratty kittens yelled at. They think they're so great. They don't even cuddle with me. At least they know I'm tougher than them. I beat up Myshkin every now and then, he's the alpha male of their group.
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You know, sometimes I just like to sprawl out on my back with my fluffy belly showing and knead my paws up in the air while I purr. There's something just cozy and kind of conforting about that. I guess it sort of reminds me of my kittenhood.
I absolutely adore my humans. If there's petting to be had, I'll be there rubbing my face in it. If the humans don't pet me the way I want to be petted, I'll just bite them til they do. I'm not like Myshy who doesn't like to be petted. I love the petting! Humans are the greatest. =3 Meow.
Now, I know you felines all think I'm nuts. Humans are big awkward hairless things, but I love my humans. I just can't help it. Don't know why! They are kind of cute.
Speaking of Myshy, I've got some pictures to share!
( Follow this link... )
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The humans are getting some pretty studly pictures of me lately. I very much approve. I pose all the time, but sometimes the humans just don't take good pictures. I wish I had thumbs so I could do it myself.
Here I am, after my workout, with my catnip.
See how I've gotten in shape? It was tough, but lifting weights is kinda fun! I might want to lay off the catnip though, you know, the munchies.
I'll post some more pictures later. :)
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I just wanted to mention that today I got fed a very delectable meal of little meaty things in gravy, while the kittens got NOTHING. It was so awesome. The kittens still haven't been fed yet, so I am hanging out, begging for food with them. I figure our humans will feed me too, since I am obviously a favorite now.
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| Time: | 11:38 am. |
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I am one unlucky cat. I am still feeling like I have to pee a lot, and it kinda hurts. The humans are constantly trying to force little white things down my throat. And now, I keep sneezing, and my nose is runny. I don't feel very good. Why me?? I'm the most well-behaved cat in the whole house, and my humans have said that I'm the most well-behaved cat in the world. I'm a nice snuggly cat, I only bite every now and then, but hey, nobody minds because they know I bite out of affection, right? Why do I keep getting sick?
The food I'm getting is still good. Sometimes I have to share though. :( I really like having the dish to myself. I'm a good sharer, but the other cats just walk all over me. They are so rude! I've resorted to just pushing my head in like the other cats, because I realized they just weren't going to give me my turn. I don't like doing it though; it feels so uncivilized.
The other day, I managed to get outside for just a bit, and you know what? It was kinda scary! I was glad to get in the house again. Isn't that weird? At least the window is still wonderful. Here's a picture of me in my bedroom window:
Nimbus is behind me, we were looking at this tasty bird, I think that bird was bigger than Nimbus! Or at least the same size. One day I'm gonna get one of those birds.
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Wednesday, April 30th, 2003
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Ohh, yes! It's so good to be home. I had a terrible ordeal recently. Last week I couldn't pee. I kept trying to go, but I just couldn't pee and it started to hurt really bad. I even gave up on trying to run to the little box. It was horrible. Then the Plato and the Krissy picked me up and carried me away outside into the big rolly thing that makes the world spin by really fast. It was totally weird and disorentating. Then when the world finally stopped moving I wasn't anywhere near my home anymore. Instead my Humans took me into some building where they gave me to some human lady and left me there. She kept me behind bars and I think they might have tortured me. I was really out of it for a lot of the time that I was there. I was there for a really long time and I kept having to go pee. They stuck this long tube thing into my weewee and it made it so I didn't have to go pee quite as badly anymore, but it was just weird. They took it out when I woke up the next day but then a few hours later they put it back in again. When I woke up and found it there I knew I had to get it out. I bit at it and pulled at it until it came out. it felt horrible and made me go Ouch! but it was better not to have any tubes sticking into me. I must have gotten kidnapped by aliums or something. It wasn't all bad at that strange place though. ...Even though I was stuck there for like FIVE days. The Alium lady took me to her house and I got to play with a small female human. She was really sweet. I was SO happy to go home though. You can not even imagine what that place was like with the bars and stuff. I watched the aliums torturing canines and other cats too. I tried to escape, I did. I pressed my face up against the bars until my fur got pulled, but I couldn't push it open. Those bars is tough. What is that strange place anyway? I think I went there once before a really long time ago and they did strange things to my weewee that time too. What is the aliums obsession with my weewee?! Why won't they leave me alone and let me be the studly man cat that I know I am? :(
When I got home I got to cuddle and purr and snuggle with my humans. The other cats acted really weird though. They was acting like they didn't recognize me. Even Nimbus hissed and growled at me. They all were arching their backs and making their fur stick up. Sheesh! You go away for 5 days and it's like they don't even recognize you anymore! Some friends I have. I got my revenge on Nimbus today though. Today when we were cuddling on the bed with the humans, she came up to me and finally wanted to snuggle. Yeah, now she wants to snuggle! Where was she when I was feeling all insecure about my weewee? So, you know what I did? I bit her in the head! That's right. I grabbed her face with my claws and chomped right in. Take that! See if she'll be following me around now! :p
I know she will. I'm the big daddy fluff. The ladies, no way they can resist me. And all the boy kittens want to be me! Behold my fluffiness as I roll around and show my belly. Aww, you gotta pet me! I'm the Morgan!
Oh, I forgotted to mention. They started giving me wet food now. And I gets lots and lots of dry food! Only it's not the kind that I'm used to. It's still pretty good but not as yummy as the kind the kittens get, but for some reason the kittens are always trying to steal my food! What's up with that! But still, wet food! Awww yeah! They give me so much I can't even finish it all. :)
I love the food. Don't get me wrong, but all I really wanna do is sleep and snuggle with my hoomans. Ah, they so cute! I missed them.
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I haven't mentioned this yet, but I guess I should. I'm just kind of embarrassed.
Well, I have a girlfriend. Nimbus and I have gotten really close. I think she's wonderful and all... but I don't know. I like cuddling with her, I like when she gives me a bath, and I like giving her baths sometimes. The problem is, she's everywhere! I feel bad wishing I could get away from her, cause she is really nice. She loves me more than I love her though, and she follows me around! I'll be relaxing and having a nice time, and then Nimbus will see me and run up and try to cuddle. I don't want to cuddle all the time. Then I'll be walking over to the water dish and she will run up and bother me. It's really frustrating. Sometimes I end up biting her and kicking her when she won't leave me alone, and the humans yell at me and push me away.
I had another girlfriend once, her name was Eriya. I loved her so much, and then one day, the humans took her and her sister away, and they never came back. I wish I knew where she was. But with Eriya, I was the one that loved her a lot and she didn't love me as much. Poor Nimbus. I know how she feels. But I just don't love her as much as she loves me. If only the house weren't so small, or I could go outside. Man, what I would give to go outside!
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Saturday, April 12th, 2003
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I hate my human, Krissy, so much! She tries to pretend like she is nice and cuddly, when really she is a big mean witch. She is evil. You won't believe what she did to me today.
It was time for food, and I was really really hungry. Krissy shut me in the bathroom, and then fed the other cats. When I finally got fed, it was only a tiny bit of food! Not nearly as much as I am used to. Krissy was in the bathroom with me, probably to laugh at me as I ate my meager meal. When I was done, I pushed open the door like I usually do, to go check out the other dish in the food room. But then Krissy started yelling at me, and I got really scared and ran out of there as fast as I could. Then she chased me down! It was awful! I was trying to get through the other cats to reach the dish, and there was a lot of food in there, when she she ran in, all covered in water, and picked me up by the skin on my neck! Like a kitten! I am outraged over this. I am a full grown cat and should be treated so. I shouldn't have to be embarrassed in front of the others by being treated like a mere kitten. Also, I couldn't defend myself in that demeaning position.
So then, she carried me back into the bathroom and shut the door again. I have no idea why she did this, there was no food in there for me to eat. There was no way i was going to let her push me around like that, so I pushed the door open again. When she saw me do it, she yelled again, and I got so scared I started looking for a place to hide. She was pretty fast though and caught me before I could get under the art table. When she locked me in the bathroom with her this time, she somehow made it so I couldn't open it. It was open a tiny bit, so that I could easily fit a paw or two out the door, but not my whole body. How awful! The other cats came to see what was going on, and started putting their paws through the door, but all they managed to do was poke me in the eye a few times. Jack's claw even got stuck in my face for a while. But that isn't the worst of it! While I was trying to get out, I would turn my body sideways and twist my paws around to see if I could move whatever was blocking the door- and after I did that I would get so dizzy I fell against the door and onto the floor. Then my eyes would get crossed because I was so disoriented. Krissy laughed at me when that happened. I can't believe she is so cruel.
I wanted to get away from her so badly; she was so terrifying! All this time I thought she was pretty nice, but I was so wrong. I've been cuddling up to her the past few nights and letting her hold me like a teddy bear, but not anymore! No way! She has shown herself for what she really is- a cruel evil human.
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Wednesday, April 2nd, 2003
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| Time: | 5:27 pm. |
| Mood: |  mellow. |
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My human, Krissy, looks funny. She sounds weird too. There's something odd about her face. I was worried about it, thinking maybe it was an imposter come to kill me and the other cats or something, but then, she gave me food. I usually don't get food in the middle of the day (the brats do though, what's up with that??), so I don't care if this is an imposter or not. This human obviously realizes how much she should respect me, so I like her. I might even get on her lap and drool on her. They love when I do that.
In other news, yesterday was a pretty interesting day, because a strange, large, odiferous animal came home with my humans. It definately was not a cat, I could tell from the smell. When I saw it, I made sure to fluff up my fur to a huge size, so that it wouldnt think I was some small thing it could eat or something. But it didn't seem like it wanted to bother me, so I think it was cool. All it mainly did was check out my house a little bit, and then take a nap on the couch. While it was asleep I got really close and tried to figure out what it was. I don't really know, but I think it was pretty nice. It had respect for us cats, and was quiet and well-behaved, so, it's cool with me. It's gone somewhere now, but I still smell it on my humans, or at least I did all yesterday. They've been gone since breakfast time today. If it comes back, I think I might strike up a conversation, ask it what it is and where it's from. Who knows, it might become my friend, and we could try to get some authority over those delinquent kittens.
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Thursday, March 27th, 2003
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| Time: | 10:37 pm. |
| Mood: | annoyed. |
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Many a nap has been interrupted by Myshkin, and it's starting to make me mad. He keeps yelling through the house that our people are going to feed us, so I jump up, run to the food dish as fast as possible, and then we end up just sitting there! Sometimes, the people aren't even in the food room. I would just ignore Myshkin, but what if he's right the next time? I would miss out on food, and that would really make me sad. I can't think of anything worse than missing food.
I wish i could see the food dish from my bed. Or even better, what if the food room had my bed in it?! Wow. That would be heaven. I should see about getting the Plato to do that. My bed is pretty big though. It's so big, both my people, me, and the brats, all fit on it. It's usually pretty nice when we all sleep together like that; it makes me feel like I'm a kitten again sleeping in a heap with all my siblings. But sometimes, our people get really grouchy and selfish and they kick me. Yup, that's right, they kick me, right off my own bed. I'll be sleeping in my favorite comfy spot, right across one of the peoples' legs, and then all of a sudden I'm being shoved off the edge of the bed. Man, the things I put up with. My people need to learn respect. Here I am, allowing them to sleep on my bed, and they are so rude. My life is so hard sometimes.
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grumpy.
happy.
hot.
giddy.
enthralled.
lazy.
indescribable.
accomplished.
sleepy.
sore.
discontent.